Bagitchitis

When your jacobs itch something fierce from not washing them for three or four days.

Hey Billy Jack, I got an awful case of bagitchitis.
Bagitchitis? What the hell is that, Jon?
Well, I haven't washed my nutsack for a few days and they're itchin' like a sonofabitch!

by Jonny Mopar/ TheBigDaddyC September 25, 2006

Bitchitis

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

dumb bitchitis

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

Bitchitis

An illness originating from weakness, some symptoms include wanting to go home early, complaining A LOT, freaking out for no reason, over exaggerating, and loss of humor. Although some say it is not contagious, spending time with an "infectee" you will begin to experience symptoms and the more time spent the symptoms will elevate.

Man he sure does have bitchitis today, he must have caught it from mike when they were wrestling.

by DERRICKOULETTER May 6, 2009

severe bitchitis

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon

'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'

by anonymous April 8, 2021

bitchitis

The state of acting extremely bitchy. Usually used to describe a person who is habitually bitchy, and is currently exhibiting a particularly bad case of his/her unpleasant attitude.

Don't mess with her. She's got a bad case of the bitchitis this afternoon.

by khiddy June 12, 2005

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016