28 definitions by Poster Nutbag
"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"
by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003
What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?
Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.
by Poster Nutbag June 19, 2003
A short bald guy with a big nose and one curly hair coming out of his head.
He lives a very quiet and boring life.
He lives a very quiet and boring life.
by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003
Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.
by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003
The second book of the bible. Made famous by a bad ass named Moses who split the red sea in half, just like I did to your mom's vagina last night.
by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003
When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.
This is the biscuit.
by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003
The area of the clinic where all they do is fuck. So much fuckin goes on there that people's sicknesses are cured.
JimBob went to the hospital for anal warts and they were so full up he was sent to the fuckward. He came home with a size 10 poopshoot, but he was completely cured !!
by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003