Poster Nutbag's definitions

nub

The plastic tip at the end of a shoelace.

Danno broke his thumb so he's been tieing his shoes with his teeth.
Now his nubs are all hashed and frayed.

by Poster Nutbag April 25, 2006

grits

Grits are made from a virtually flavorless grain called HOMMINY (sp?). The blandness results in people dumping large amounts of butter and salt on them. It's really cheap and very popular in the south US.

...and I would have kissed Flo's grits any old day. YOWZA !!

by Poster Nutbag June 26, 2003

FANTA

Makers of GREAT orange soda !!

Hoggy Wash !!!!

by Poster Nutbag June 24, 2003

bsa

British Small Arms,
discontinued motorcycle manufacturer of western Europe in 50's and 60's

My BSA ran over your Indian

by Poster Nutbag June 23, 2003

wall street journal

Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.

The Wall Street Journal has no crossword. What a worthless rag.

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003

gellin

Gellin' means you're wearing the new insoles by Scholls
If you're Gelling, you're not gellin'.
Gelling means you use goopy L.A. Looks hair gel and you're an assclown.

I'm gellin' like a felon, want some melon ?

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003

push up

What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?

Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.

by Poster Nutbag June 19, 2003