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Baguetting 

The act of putting baguettes on every table you see.
Person a: “what are you doing

Person b: im baguetting

Person A: what is baguetting?

Person b: it’s just putting baguettes on every table I see

baguetting 

When u constantly speak french in an online gaming with an international chat. Even when u see that 99.9% from all around the world at least try to speak english. Even when u speak english perfectly. Just to annoy other people.

Also known as "kartoffeling" for Germans
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Baguette: "Parlons français, alors personne ne nous comprend"
Chan123Reg: Pls stop baguetting! Baguette Channel is 121!
baguetting by HamberderDuck January 10, 2020

baguetting 

the act of putting a baguette on every table/plate you can until you run out of baguettes (most commonly in a video games)
person A: yo you up for some baguetting later?
person B: oh sorry i ran out of baguettes last week when baguetting with "person c"
person A: you TRAITOR!
baguetting by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

Baguetting 

The act of aggressively hurling baguettes at a stranger who looks like they’re following you, usually as an improvised form of self-defense or pure chaotic energy.
Some dude kept tailing me after the metro, so I started baguetting him until he backed off.
An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.
My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.
baguetti by Baguetti August 20, 2020

Barretting 

Working endlessly on a really difficult literature assignment. The word came from Ms. Barrett, an intimidating and yet loving literature teacher.
Non-Barretter: "Hey wanna go out for movies tonight?"
Barretter: "Nah, about 3 more hours of barretting to go, on the writings of Emerson."

Non-Barretter: "I read books to entertain myself."
Barretter: "I read books to find the Truth."
Barretting by Guy from SF August 13, 2011
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