I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes

(Gentlemen prefer blonds)

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

Baguette in french is baguette.

Man: I will bring a baguette tonight!
Woman: What kind of baguette do you mean?

I opened the pantry and grabbed the 22 inch baguette bread stick. I then proceeded to remove the pants my legs were in. I spat on the tip of the baguette to moisten its tip and lay down spreading my luscious cheeks slowly inserting the baguette into my anus feeling its crispy outer rub against the walls of my insides. I violently forced the baguette in and out of my anus for several hours until i was satisfied. I then consumed the baguette satisfying both my hunger and sexual needs.

(1)
Shannon: Damn, I'm hungry.
Kurukuru: Eat a baguette, faggit. <3


(2)
ex:
Noob #1: omgwtfbbq! it's the prommie baguette!!!!!

Baguette: Omgwtfbbq, hi random noob. :>

if u wuz mah gul shawtay ahd lite ur wrist up wit baguettes