Definitions by Hermanium

Rotten Bagpipe 

When a guy eats a girl's brown button with his tongue and, simultaneously, fingers and squeezes her labia together like a bagpipe; a rusty trombone that is performed on women.

I gave my girlfriend a rotten bagpipe last night and she thought it was okay.

Rotten Bagpipe by Hermanium December 1, 2009