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The Bella/Alice pairing from Twilight, a femslash pairing.
I LOVE Bellice.

Sometimes I like reading Bellice fanfiction. They are TOTALLY cute.
Bellice by seeyouintea June 4, 2009
Verb. (bag'-e-lling)
When you nonchalantly place multiple bagels strategically on top of one's lawn as revenge. Minimum bagels-10
When your peer pours milk on your head in the cafeteria and embarrases you, you retaliate by bagelling them. Usually a girl to a boy. Gingers are not allowed to recieve the honor.
Bagelling by Bagel Bage December 14, 2010

bagelpies 

A very attractive girl that you and your friends notice while eating breakfast in a bagel shop.
"Did you see that bagelpies at Bagel Oasis this morning?"

"Yeah dude, such a bagelpies!"
bagelpies by khez August 25, 2011

bagelwich 

A sandwich with bagel bread used instead of plain bread.
Jorge: Aw man, I just made an awesome bagelwich.
James: What the hell is a bagelwich?
Jorge: A sandwich with bagel bread, duh.
James: o i c
bagelwich by Trapt December 9, 2008

Eggley Bagelface 

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.
Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.
Eggley Bagelface by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010
a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.
Dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. Dude need to get a life.

Joe, Just because you failed mathenomics doesn't make you a total bagel face.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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