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Bageljuice 

Juice that you put on a bagel.
Shaq: You got bageljuice in my bagel!
Mortimer: You got bagel in my bageljuice!
Bageljuice by Jack Bizzlebee June 24, 2008
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Balljuice McPeachy 

Balljuice McPeachy- A man who strapped an electric tag onto his hairy nutsack, ran into the parking lot of his workplace which was beyond the confines of the electric tag and bust a nut all over the place. As he went flying backwards he hit his head on a can of DelMonte peaches. Now he's known as Balljuice McPeachy.

Popularized by the "Adlibs" special feature on the "Employee of the Month" DVD.
Dude you bust a nut in the parking lot? You fucking Balljuice McPeachy!
Balljuice McPeachy by Megadeth August 16, 2007

bagjuice 

Bagjuice is a softdrink (non-alcoholic) in a plastic bag. The liquid is usually homemade from natural fruitjuices put on ice cubes in the small plastic bags and carried on expedition/boat/beach trips. To drink the bagjuice it is pierced by the straw you drink with.
Instead of carrying heavy softdrink bottles on trips an ice container filled with bagjuices is more practical, it takes up less space and is environment friendly.
bagjuice by Liz Roche October 22, 2006

soft like bagjuice 

A person who acts soft in certain situations.
Sarah Acts like a thug, but when it come to the test she soft like bagjuice.

balljuice 

excess sweat that make your balls stick to your underware or leg? or when you have saggy old man balls and there are big drips coming off your balls.
balljuice in my pants
balljuice by PETERGOESINYA April 30, 2006

bagel juice necktie 

When a chain link toy is wrapped around a child's neck by another child
Billy gave Charles a bagel juice necktie!
bagel juice necktie by 26DAM February 22, 2025

bagellice 

When one eye is larger than the other meaning you have baggellice
My sister has bagellice, one eye is definitely larger than the other
bagellice by DarnMoth December 29, 2023
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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