Balljuice McPeachy- A man who strapped an electric tag onto his hairy nutsack, ran into the parking lot of his workplace which was beyond the confines of the electric tag and bust a nut all over the place. As he went flying backwards he hit his head on a can of DelMonte peaches. Now he's known as Balljuice McPeachy.
Popularized by the "Adlibs" special feature on the "Employee of the Month" DVD.
Dude you bust a nut in the parking lot? You fucking Balljuice McPeachy!
Bagjuice is a softdrink (non-alcoholic) in a plastic bag. The liquid is usually homemade from natural fruitjuices put on ice cubes in the smallplastic bags and carried on expedition/boat/beach trips. To drink the bagjuice it is pierced by the straw you drink with.
Instead of carryingheavy softdrink bottles on trips an ice container filled with bagjuices is more practical, it takes up less space and is environment friendly.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!