bagelwich

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A sandwich with bagel bread used instead of plain bread.

Jorge: Aw man, I just made an awesome bagelwich.
James: What the hell is a bagelwich?
Jorge: A sandwich with bagel bread, duh.
James: o i c

bagelwich by Trapt December 9, 2008

Words you can keep

Bagewitch

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?

Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese

Bagewitch by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020

Italian Bakewich

The act of stuffing a condom full of cold left over italian meats, (ie. sausage, meat balls, brigole etc.) then using it as a dildo untill luke warm, and fanally cutting open and consuming contents.

I gave my girl an Italian bakewich today; I have never been so stuffed, and neither has she.

Italian Bakewich by AstroJACK! November 25, 2010

bagelchip

Something you call someone in a very loud and angry voice when you cant think of a profanity.

She angrily shouted, BAGELCHIP! in frustration as the car backout out in front of her.

bagelchip by Linkyblank April 20, 2008

bagelfish

To bust a gut from laughing so hard. Typed with great difficulty due to laughing so hard.

Player 1: Crimson just got run over by a Jeep. (actually seen in game by 7 other players)

Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh

bagelfish by WhiteKnight77 February 13, 2004

bagelwithnocream

a techtoker who everyone seems to hate because they always say the n word but their actually chill

hey you heard of bagelwithnocream?

you mean the chill but kinda racist techtoker?
yea

bagelwithnocream by win2kfan August 24, 2022

Bagelicious

When a bagel is completely and utterly delicious and you need to describe it better :)

Bagels and Nutella are bagelicious

Bagelicious by sirrrrrrrrrreeee February 24, 2020

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026