Baelist 

A playlist for your bae.

Bae: can we listen to some music?

You: let me just bring up my baelist

Baelist by ChipsnNips November 22, 2014

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic Prose by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

kickin' ballistics 

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.

Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.

kickin' ballistics by merrakesh August 29, 2010

going ballistic 

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.

"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"

going ballistic by 4onen March 2, 2016

ballisties 

The act of going ballistic. It was known throughough the native lands of the western soviet union during the times of stalin.

Being one of the few words in the english language that can be used as a verb, noun or adjective.

Dude, Im going ballisties.

Yo that was straight ballisties yo.

Ill Na na ballisties

ballisties by Bob Logano January 3, 2008

Bagelist 

When you are racist to bagels

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist

Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

Ballistic chillz 

a person that simps for people who are 21 and older. this type of person often ditches his old friends for that person

dumping your friends for an adult women- ballistic chillz

Ballistic chillz by XKraxkenX November 13, 2021