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Bakerspatch
A city in Kern County California, better known as Bakersfield. Town founded by Colonel Thomas Baker in 1869. Its between LA and Fresno. Its a hot little town full of "08'ers" and Normal people too, who run to the beach to escape the heat. Where the bro truck owners reside...oh yes....and where Buck Owens lived! It is competing with LA for the worst Smog in the nation!
Bakerspatch by diananer September 17, 2010
Related Words
bakerista • Baerista • barista • Barista Bitch • bakerism • Barista dickpeepsta • Babetista • bagelista • Bakedist • bakeist
Barista Bike
A Mobile Coffee Shop by Bicycle. Can Be 2, 3 ,4 wheeled but self propelled and serving coffee drinks. Preferably full espresso machine, usually run off of propane, that can do espresso drinks.
Barista Bike by CoffeeALLDAY May 16, 2016
baristarist
Well know affliction of a Barista's wrist who still use the old fashion coffee/espresso machines due to the repeated motion of twisting the filter handle on and off on the group heads. The pain is similar to carpal tunnel but does dissapeat after a while. Prevalent in newbee Baristas in training. Was alleviated a bit with the invention of the right angled version and now eliminated with the arrival of fully electronic espresso machines.
Why the wrist brace?
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!
baristarist by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Barista
bagelista
Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.
bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010
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