bajslista
He is on my bajslista
bajslista by youyouyouyw October 15, 2020
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bajslista • bagelista • balista • BalistafobiK • balistashit • Ballista Cuffs • ballistaologist • ballistatic • Basista • baustista
bagelista
Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.
bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010
baustista
A nice latino, who is strong and very charmy. He loves a blowjob at 10:00 am. He is great at basketball, baseball, and football. He is also the cousin of El Chapo and is a drug dealer.
baustista by The White Kobe November 29, 2016
Holy Ballista
Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
Holy Ballista by Frothblemaker September 6, 2009
balistashit
When a rhino(a guy) fucks you up the butt and you shit on its horn (his penis)
When someone is beating you by so much its balistashit
When you realized you just buttfucked your cousin
When someone is beating you by so much its balistashit
When you realized you just buttfucked your cousin
I was with Jake last night when I balistashited him
Man, your winning by so much its balistashit
Shit man, i just balistashited Emily
Man, your winning by so much its balistashit
Shit man, i just balistashited Emily
balistashit by The Jareds January 16, 2010
Ballista Cuffs
to be unable to escape from a task until its done. Derived from the inability to exit the ballistas in Monster Hunter Tri until you have used all of your ammo.
Guy 1: Hey, are u going to stop working and get on xbox?
Guy 2: Nah I'll be on later. This project has me in ballista cuffs
Guy 2: Nah I'll be on later. This project has me in ballista cuffs
Ballista Cuffs by Joshuasaurus May 18, 2010
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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