bagelsage 

One of the best people out there! The cat profile and all

You know bagelsage? Yeah! They are so cool right?

bagelsage by Kmsatmlol October 29, 2021

bagelsage 

A “tik toker” who is fruity asf

bagelsage is fruity as a fruit cup from walmart

bagelsage by URMOMMY101 October 30, 2021

Eggley Bagelface 

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.

Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.

Eggley Bagelface by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010

Bagelface

a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.

Dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. Dude need to get a life.

Joe, Just because you failed mathenomics doesn't make you a total bagel face.

Bagelface by Wordmaster, Master of words September 25, 2010

Ballsage 

A massage applied to the balls.

Properly applied using the mouth.

Only applied to the balls, there is no fallace involved.

Guy: Dude, this camel ride on Trogdor was so rough, I need a ballsage

Girl (on knees with mouth open and arms raised in a heavenly fashion): I am ready to give you a ballsage.

Ballsage by Charles Dickens iv August 6, 2010

Bagelware 

Any sort of clothing worn while eating a bagel, especially if it is only under garments.

Sam walked outside in his Bagelware, to both Vito and Allison's immense pleasure.

Bagelware by Alvisa October 4, 2008

Bagelware Attire 

Appropriate clothing to be worn at an afternoon bagel soiree. Minimally formal, but you don't look like a complete schmuck.

“Like imagine you’re going to a bar mitzvah in California and your dry cleaning has all your nice stuff so you grabbed a button down from the closet. Now the service is over and you’re stuffing your face with crudite, chopped liver, tuna salad and lox—that's Bagelware Attire.”

Bagelware Attire by chef reggie November 25, 2019