The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.

Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.

Eggley Bagelface by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010

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Bagelface

a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.

Dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. Dude need to get a life.

Joe, Just because you failed mathenomics doesn't make you a total bagel face.

Bagelface by Wordmaster, Master of words September 25, 2010

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Ballsage

A massage applied to the balls.

Properly applied using the mouth.

Only applied to the balls, there is no fallace involved.

Guy: Dude, this camel ride on Trogdor was so rough, I need a ballsage

Girl (on knees with mouth open and arms raised in a heavenly fashion): I am ready to give you a ballsage.

Ballsage by Charles Dickens iv August 6, 2010

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Bagelware

Any sort of clothing worn while eating a bagel, especially if it is only under garments.

Sam walked outside in his Bagelware, to both Vito and Allison's immense pleasure.

Bagelware by Alvisa October 4, 2008

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Bagelware Attire

Appropriate clothing to be worn at an afternoon bagel soiree. Minimally formal, but you don't look like a complete schmuck.

“Like imagine you’re going to a bar mitzvah in California and your dry cleaning has all your nice stuff so you grabbed a button down from the closet. Now the service is over and you’re stuffing your face with crudite, chopped liver, tuna salad and lox—that's Bagelware Attire.”

Bagelware Attire by chef reggie November 25, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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