bagel finagled
bagel finagled by Melvo_c_3 October 25, 2017
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finagle a bagel
A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.
finagle a bagel by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015
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Finagle that Bagel
Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.
Finagle that Bagel by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018
Finagle My Bagel
Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"
Finagle My Bagel by Chester Jr August 1, 2010
Finagle that bagel
Finagle that bagel by ZJangarang December 24, 2018
Finagle a bagel
To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully
Finagle a bagel by JacobTHEPUSSYSLAYERMooney June 24, 2016
Finagle the bagel
Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
Finagle the bagel by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019
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