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bag of give a fucks 

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone

bag of fuck

bag of fuck one who is a shitbag and a fucking piece of shit much more vulgar and offensive than calling someone a shitbag when calling someone a shitbag is not enough or just want do
my neighbor got pissed off and almost ran my cat over what a stupid bag of fuck
bag of fuck by littlejimmie May 29, 2019

bag of fuck

noun. one that you are angry towards for some insignificant reason
you are nothing more than a DIRTY BAG OF FUCK!!!

Bag of Fuckshit 

a horrible person who is ill groomed, smells, miserable all the time, and sucks at most things such as living and social interactions.
Chris: damn andrew is such a bag of fuckshit i cant believe how bad he smells

Elana: Yea i know he never even washes his hair

Ben:dude i heard he has jungle pubes too

Chris: thats so disgusting he really must be a bag of fuckshit

rat bag of fuck 

adj.
a greeting to any one really

Rat bag of fuck 

Noun. See also "n. fuck"
A deeply intence fucker or fuck with redeeming chacteristics of a rat.
Rat bag of fuck by Sullen January 25, 2004