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bag of fucks

Something you carry around with you to help or heal people. But you only choose to use it if necessary. Unfortunately I lost mine...
Person 1: Damn it I lost the duel! Why you use meta? blah blah blah
Person 2: Sorry I can't find my bag of fucks.
by TheWhiteBowser November 6, 2016
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One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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bag of fuck

bag of fuck one who is a shitbag and a fucking piece of shit much more vulgar and offensive than calling someone a shitbag when calling someone a shitbag is not enough or just want do
my neighbor got pissed off and almost ran my cat over what a stupid bag of fuck
by littlejimmie May 29, 2019
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noun. one that you are angry towards for some insignificant reason
you are nothing more than a DIRTY BAG OF FUCK!!!
by slutty skunk monkey-boy November 25, 2006
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Bag of Fuckshit

a horrible person who is ill groomed, smells, miserable all the time, and sucks at most things such as living and social interactions.
Chris: damn andrew is such a bag of fuckshit i cant believe how bad he smells

Elana: Yea i know he never even washes his hair

Ben:dude i heard he has jungle pubes too

Chris: thats so disgusting he really must be a bag of fuckshit
by ii krauser ii July 23, 2009
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rat bag of fuck

adj.
a greeting to any one really
by Lone DFA local S.L.C January 24, 2004
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Rat bag of fuck

Noun. See also "n. fuck"
A deeply intence fucker or fuck with redeeming chacteristics of a rat.
by Sullen January 25, 2004
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