baenie

the act of placing your bae on your head and performing oral whilst keeping your scalp warm.

come be my baenie, it will be fun

by you fuckin slut May 14, 2015

Carhartt beanie

The staple of a lesbian

“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”

by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020

goth beanie

a goth beanie

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"

by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023

beanie enlightenment

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building

Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*

by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023

Meanie-Bo-Beenie

Someone who is mean. they are being called mean for whatever reason in a childish manor.

parent: whats wrong Jonnie?
Jonnie: Jack is being a meanie-bo-beenie!

by CdizzlecanNizzleU November 26, 2009

baenem

bae.

it’s a gangster’s way of calling his shawty.

yo look! That’s baenem!

by rovvy November 26, 2019

beanie culture

A slang reference to the common thread among Millennials, that ubiquitous knitted cap.

Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019