badascery

Noun the act of being bad ass

That Aston Martin V12 sports major badascery

badascery by brandonk9100 May 12, 2013

badassery

Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck.

Did you see that badassery? He just took down a whole battalion with nothing but his hands!

badassery by sgtpepper727 November 10, 2007

badassery

the act of being a badass or a feat of intense savageness

dude when jaylen roasted ms. cook it was total badassery

badassery by savage mf November 18, 2016

badassercise 

The art of working out by simply being bad ass.

I am going to badassercise all tomorrow.

badassercise by MrCompton July 26, 2009

badassary 

Anything pertaining to, or that is badass. All things badass.

"Jim showed true badassary when he scored with that model last night".

"Chuck Norris is legendary for his badassary".

badassary by the crazy mofo October 21, 2010

badasserie 

Any business, retail or otherwise, which sells or specializes in something supremely kickass, such as pork cheeks, adult lazer tag with a full bar, movie theaters with tables and lincoln town car seats, et. al.

"Did you hear about the pop-up restaurant at The Gallows? Staff Meal food truck and Mei Mei are cooking too. That place will be a badasserie."

badasserie by jablesfromboston September 6, 2012

badasserarium 

Any given place where more than one badass can reliably be found. In modern times, this may mean a certain night club, a certain seedy bar, or even any given trailer park - depending on the inhabitants.

Historically, this was named after the Badasserarium in Brundisium, a temple erected by Emperor Nero in the year 55. The original Badasserarium honored the final, most badass professional fighters left standing after the Great Gladiatorial Gangbang in July of that year. The survivors of a massive day-long free-for-all initiated with 900 heavily armed and alcoholically lubricated gladiators, these handful were granted the honorific Badassissimus, indicating status of an ass far worse than any other precursors in the field of badassery. Enshrined during their lifetimes as living saints of the Badasserarium, such was their fame that even respectable matrons and virgin girls of Brundisium would pay good money to spend fifteen seconds with any one of them, who would bestow his virility and virtue upon them with a Falcon Punch to the abdomen, leaving them unable to walk - sometimes permanently.

Upon being asked by Nero whether this was absolutely necessary, the Badassissimus responded by roaring incoherently and kicking a watermelon hard enough to orbit the known world twice and decapitate a nearby catamite the following Thursday. Suetonius translates this to mean: "Yes, I am afraid it is."

"This San Francisco restaurant once served lunch to Bruce Lee, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Chuck Norris at the same sitting. For the brief duration of that lunch, decades ago, this restaurant was a badasserarium."

"The Badassissimus of the Badasserarium was a badass well known for his consummate badassery."

badasserarium by HMB May 2, 2010