Bacterial

What happens when a viral video gets old, but refuses to die.

I've seen that ninja cat video so many times it's GOT to be bacterial by now!

by SonOfALink April 21, 2009

Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.

Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis

by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019

Anti Bacterial Gang

(ABG as an acronym) is a collective on internet kids making trash music on soundcloud, they're still working on the debut album but legends say that they will never finish it

person 1 : Anti Bacterial Gang
Cuba : i like dicks !
Muchii777 : Josh finish the album (i hate ra)
Josh : ok
Eli : i like men
Kio : yoooooo
Mags :
Zeon : owo
Lei : im short as fuck and canadian holy shit

by Epilepsy Warning July 12, 2022

Human Bacterial Frappuccino

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.

"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."

by Apecreature November 14, 2019

bacterial relationship destroyer

A vaginal infection that prevents two people from taking part in the only fulfilling area of their relationship. Thus, destroying the relationship

Sounds like a bacterial relationship destroyer to me.

by Ramsus90 December 14, 2010

Bacterial Stenosis

A rare type of gingivitis caused by processed toothpastes

AYO, Gideon got that Bacterial Stenosis

by 9 out of 10 dentists April 27, 2021

bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.

Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025