Definitions by SonOfALink

hike the Appalachian trail 

What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.

"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"

"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"

hike the Appalachian trail by SonOfALink June 24, 2009

Bacterial 

What happens when a viral video gets old, but refuses to die.

I've seen that ninja cat video so many times it's GOT to be bacterial by now!

Bacterial by SonOfALink April 21, 2009