A character depicted by Danny Duncan, a popular YouTube personality. Generally only used when joking, in place of his real name.
by peculiargoldfish October 11, 2017
1. (v) to intake a substance via the rectum
2. (v) to do something stupid
Also (n) a dumb thing or action. Sometimes expressed in the form "off the boof" to say that something is a boof or that someone is boofing.
3. (n) a deep bark
Also (v) to produce a deep bark
2. (v) to do something stupid
Also (n) a dumb thing or action. Sometimes expressed in the form "off the boof" to say that something is a boof or that someone is boofing.
3. (n) a deep bark
Also (v) to produce a deep bark
1. Sen. Whitehouse: “I don’t know if it’s ‘buffed’ or ‘boofed,’ how do you pronounce that?”
Brett Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence sic."
2. Person A: The person you are talking to is a catfish. You're boofing so hard bro. You're mad off the boof.
Person B: I didn't even realize that until now. That's such a boof.
3. Me: Want a treat?
My dog: BOOF
Me: Don't boof at me like that!
Brett Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence sic."
2. Person A: The person you are talking to is a catfish. You're boofing so hard bro. You're mad off the boof.
Person B: I didn't even realize that until now. That's such a boof.
3. Me: Want a treat?
My dog: BOOF
Me: Don't boof at me like that!
by peculiargoldfish October 29, 2021
by peculiargoldfish June 02, 2025
A pitiful university president who talks about free speech all the time but actually represses protests and strikes, and does nothing to protect international students and create transition funds for folks losing their research funding under Trump. He also gets easily flustered whenever you say anything against the institutional groupthink of the Princeton University administration.
Damn, that Eisgruber mf is still justifying union busting, Israeli apartheid, fossil fuels, private equity, incarceration, and anti-democratic practices?
by peculiargoldfish April 09, 2025
a strategy in algebra in which if x/y=z, then y and z can be quickly "swapped" so that x/z=y. Very helpful for quickly solving for a variable.
Named after Mr. Lynch, a Floridian calculus teacher.
Named after Mr. Lynch, a Floridian calculus teacher.
Student θ: Ugh... solving 3/x=4 for x is going to take me like a bajillion steps.
Mr. Lynch: lol just Lynch swap 4 and the denominator x.
Mr. Lynch: lol just Lynch swap 4 and the denominator x.
by peculiargoldfish October 03, 2019
1. A cute, alternative way of saying "hedgehog," similarly to how "doggo" is used in place of "dog."
2. "Hello" or "hi" in Swedish.
2. "Hello" or "hi" in Swedish.
1. Billy: Look at this cute hej.
Samantha: It's adorable!
2. Lucas: Hej där. (Hello there.)
Liam: Hej Lucas, hur mår du? (Hi Lucas, how are you?)
Samantha: It's adorable!
2. Lucas: Hej där. (Hello there.)
Liam: Hej Lucas, hur mår du? (Hi Lucas, how are you?)
by peculiargoldfish October 09, 2017
An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.
Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.
by peculiargoldfish April 09, 2025