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Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?
by peculiargoldfish August 10, 2025
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1: Chris stole my girl again! How did this happen??
2: Brotha, everyone knows Chris is a big-time zester. Even I fall for him sometimes.
2: Brotha, everyone knows Chris is a big-time zester. Even I fall for him sometimes.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
Get the zester mug.An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.
Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.
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2. Post-thesis life (usually said as an adjective)
3. Part-time lover (usually said as a noun); a fwb or sneaky link
2. Post-thesis life (usually said as an adjective)
3. Part-time lover (usually said as a noun); a fwb or sneaky link
1. I barely survived that crash! PTL!
2. I finally turned in my senior thesis. Finally, I'm PTL!
3. I can't handle a relationship. I just need a PTL.
2. I finally turned in my senior thesis. Finally, I'm PTL!
3. I can't handle a relationship. I just need a PTL.
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Say NO to fascism--collectively organize an ICE rapid response group and help protect your neighbors.
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Damn, that Eisgruber mf is still justifying union busting, Israeli apartheid, fossil fuels, private equity, incarceration, and anti-democratic practices?
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