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Do you do weddings?

Used to ask "Will you marry me?" in the TikTok dialect
Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?
by peculiargoldfish August 10, 2025
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zester

A flirt, a handsome man who easily attracts all the ladies, someone who has hella "rizz" as they say these days. Originates from the kitchen tool used to make dishes have more a flavorful citrus taste.
1: Chris stole my girl again! How did this happen??
2: Brotha, everyone knows Chris is a big-time zester. Even I fall for him sometimes.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.
Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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PTL

1. Praise the Lord (usually said as an interjection)
2. Post-thesis life (usually said as an adjective)
3. Part-time lover (usually said as a noun); a fwb or sneaky link
1. I barely survived that crash! PTL!
2. I finally turned in my senior thesis. Finally, I'm PTL!
3. I can't handle a relationship. I just need a PTL.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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rapid response

Describing a form of political organizing where folks' rights are protected through small groups rapidly coming to assist those threatened by state violence, white supremacy, health crises, etc.
Say NO to fascism--collectively organize an ICE rapid response group and help protect your neighbors.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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Gary Winthorpe

A character depicted by Danny Duncan, a popular YouTube personality. Generally only used when joking, in place of his real name.
Danny: Hey guys, my name is Gary Winthorpe.
by peculiargoldfish October 12, 2017
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Eisgruber

A pitiful university president who talks about free speech all the time but actually represses protests and strikes, and does nothing to protect international students and create transition funds for folks losing their research funding under Trump. He also gets easily flustered whenever you say anything against the institutional groupthink of the Princeton University administration.
Damn, that Eisgruber mf is still justifying union busting, Israeli apartheid, fossil fuels, private equity, incarceration, and anti-democratic practices?
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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