peculiargoldfish's definitions

Lynch swap

a strategy in algebra in which if x/y=z, then y and z can be quickly "swapped" so that x/z=y. Very helpful for quickly solving for a variable.

Named after Mr. Lynch, a Floridian calculus teacher.

Student θ: Ugh... solving 3/x=4 for x is going to take me like a bajillion steps.
Mr. Lynch: lol just Lynch swap 4 and the denominator x.

by peculiargoldfish October 3, 2019

hej

1. A cute, alternative way of saying "hedgehog," similarly to how "doggo" is used in place of "dog."

2. "Hello" or "hi" in Swedish.

1. Billy: Look at this cute hej.
Samantha: It's adorable!

2. Lucas: Hej där. (Hello there.)
Liam: Hej Lucas, hur mår du? (Hi Lucas, how are you?)

by peculiargoldfish October 9, 2017

Gary Winthorpe

A character depicted by Danny Duncan, a popular YouTube personality. Generally only used when joking, in place of his real name.

Danny: Hey guys, my name is Gary Winthorpe.

by peculiargoldfish October 12, 2017

boof

1. (v) to intake a substance via the rectum
2. (v) to do something stupid

Also (n) a dumb thing or action. Sometimes expressed in the form "off the boof" to say that something is a boof or that someone is boofing.
3. (n) a deep bark

Also (v) to produce a deep bark

1. Sen. Whitehouse: “I don’t know if it’s ‘buffed’ or ‘boofed,’ how do you pronounce that?”
Brett Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence sic."

2. Person A: The person you are talking to is a catfish. You're boofing so hard bro. You're mad off the boof.
Person B: I didn't even realize that until now. That's such a boof.

3. Me: Want a treat?
My dog: BOOF
Me: Don't boof at me like that!

by peculiargoldfish October 28, 2021

off the boof

(adj.) going crazy; acting stupid. Sometimes said as "boofing."

Don't make me talk to him, jit is straight up off the boof right now.

by peculiargoldfish June 17, 2025

Do you do weddings?

Used to ask "Will you marry me?" in the TikTok dialect

Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?

by peculiargoldfish August 10, 2025

zester

A flirt, a handsome man who easily attracts all the ladies, someone who has hella "rizz" as they say these days. Originates from the kitchen tool used to make dishes have more a flavorful citrus taste.

1: Chris stole my girl again! How did this happen??
2: Brotha, everyone knows Chris is a big-time zester. Even I fall for him sometimes.

by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025