4 definitions by peculiargoldfish

hej

1. A cute, alternative way of saying "hedgehog," similarly to how "doggo" is used in place of "dog."

2. "Hello" or "hi" in Swedish.

1. Billy: Look at this cute hej.
Samantha: It's adorable!

2. Lucas: Hej där. (Hello there.)
Liam: Hej Lucas, hur mår du? (Hi Lucas, how are you?)

by peculiargoldfish October 9, 2017

boof

1. (v) to intake a substance via the rectum
2. (v) to do something stupid

Also (n) a dumb thing or action. Sometimes expressed in the form "off the boof" to say that something is a boof or that someone is boofing.
3. (n) a deep bark

Also (v) to produce a deep bark

1. Sen. Whitehouse: “I don’t know if it’s ‘buffed’ or ‘boofed,’ how do you pronounce that?”
Brett Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence sic."

2. Person A: The person you are talking to is a catfish. You're boofing so hard bro. You're mad off the boof.
Person B: I didn't even realize that until now. That's such a boof.

3. Me: Want a treat?
My dog: BOOF
Me: Don't boof at me like that!

by peculiargoldfish October 29, 2021

Gary Winthorpe

A character depicted by Danny Duncan, a popular YouTube personality. Generally only used when joking, in place of his real name.

Danny: Hey guys, my name is Gary Winthorpe.

by peculiargoldfish October 11, 2017

Lynch swap

a strategy in algebra in which if x/y=z, then y and z can be quickly "swapped" so that x/z=y. Very helpful for quickly solving for a variable.

Named after Mr. Lynch, a Floridian calculus teacher.

Student θ: Ugh... solving 3/x=4 for x is going to take me like a bajillion steps.
Mr. Lynch: lol just Lynch swap 4 and the denominator x.

by peculiargoldfish October 3, 2019