bacterial relationship destroyer

A vaginal infection that prevents two people from taking part in the only fulfilling area of their relationship. Thus, destroying the relationship

Sounds like a bacterial relationship destroyer to me.

by Ramsus90 December 14, 2010

Jizz Mortar

Action in which a male positions the angle of his penis in such a manner as to drop his jizz from above on an unsuspecting female.

I got my trajectory wrong when I tried to surprise attack your mom with a jizz mortar.

by Ramsus90 November 21, 2010