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Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.
Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis
Bacterial vaginosis by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019

bacterial relationship destroyer

A vaginal infection that prevents two people from taking part in the only fulfilling area of their relationship. Thus, destroying the relationship
Sounds like a bacterial relationship destroyer to me.

Bacterial Stenosis 

A rare type of gingivitis caused by processed toothpastes
AYO, Gideon got that Bacterial Stenosis

Bacterial Lobotomy 

Exactly what this is, by the way...
A worthless fucking retard "The creator of AI said my religion was an incest cult and that my kids are shit and a word I don't like so we gave him the Ole' Bacterial Lobotomy. He should have to be like me! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME!"

Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."
Bacterial Lobotomy by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

bacterial futurism 

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.
Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

Anti Bacterial Gang 

(ABG as an acronym) is a collective on internet kids making trash music on soundcloud, they're still working on the debut album but legends say that they will never finish it
person 1 : Anti Bacterial Gang
Cuba : i like dicks !
Muchii777 : Josh finish the album (i hate ra)
Josh : ok
Eli : i like men
Kio : yoooooo
Mags :
Zeon : owo
Lei : im short as fuck and canadian holy shit
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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