bacontits

Mostly of australian origin, describing someone female, who is atletic and crispy. Therefore the breasts are more muscular and firm, "draind of fat" like cooked bacon.

-Yo mate, look at that bacontits over there on the surfbouard. I bet she is not just hot, but has also a degree in dentistry or somewhat...

- Bloody Oath, mate!

by Rob the Wagon April 18, 2018

Baconlips

Human lips (generally female) sprouting a garden of cold sores resulting in pale yellow clusters on normal pink tissue with a "bacon like" appearance.

Hey, Baconlips, come over here (in a few weeks) and give me a big sloppy kiss!

by Trollunderthebridge June 5, 2003

Bacon Tits

Amazingly good or beautiful.

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"

by Markoos13 February 17, 2021

baconbits55

Well known for his YouTube channel and being giving awards directly from creator of Minecraft for being the best player at Minecraft.

baconbits55 is better than Technoblade and Dream.

by Chief Walrus August 8, 2020

Baconitis

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"

by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016

Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.

Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.

by zebracake69 August 24, 2011

baconkissed

Used to compliment or support another person's comment.
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.

Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.

Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com

randy: "I bet morning breath led to the invention of the 69"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"

by Tantrums August 29, 2009