Baconlips

Human lips (generally female) sprouting a garden of cold sores resulting in pale yellow clusters on normal pink tissue with a "bacon like" appearance.

Hey, Baconlips, come over here (in a few weeks) and give me a big sloppy kiss!

by Trollunderthebridge June 5, 2003

Monkey Double Backflips

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.

She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.

by mstar1337 July 15, 2020

baconbits55

Well known for his YouTube channel and being giving awards directly from creator of Minecraft for being the best player at Minecraft.

baconbits55 is better than Technoblade and Dream.

by Chief Walrus August 8, 2020

Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.

Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.

by zebracake69 August 24, 2011

baconkissed

Used to compliment or support another person's comment.
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.

Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.

Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com

randy: "I bet morning breath led to the invention of the 69"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"

by Tantrums August 29, 2009

Baconfish

A bacony, fishy entity that is so amazing that it immediately disproves the notion of a god. By law if you find bacon fish you have to put it back in the sea. Baconfish are distinguishable by their bacony but yet, still fishy characteristics and are prone to swimming in groups of two or four. Groups of baconfish are known as rashers of baconfish rather than schoals of baconfish.

I saw a big rasher of baconfish today, there were four of them... ...I'm now an athiest.

by bobthescubadivingsnail July 28, 2010

Baconaise

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.

"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."

by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014