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Baconocracy 

A Baconocracy is a political system where bacon RULES!!!
The choices in the election were a Republican, a Democrat, a Tea Bagger, an Indepedent and BACON and BACON won in a landslide voters overwhelmingly chose a Baconocracy over every other political party or system of Government! It is often said that baconocracy is the worst form of Government--except for all the others!
Baconocracy by jmspaesq November 6, 2010

Baconfreak 

A person that will eat bacon with just about anything.
For Baconfreaks see:
http://www.reddit.com/r/bacon/
http://baconshow.blogspot.com/
Baconfreak by Bobby Denver October 8, 2008

Bacondread 

White affluent middle class "trendy" type with perfectly pruned dreadlocks.
Usually seen in and around gentrified urban districts. Often they are very pretentious, are preoccupied with image and wealth (wearing of designer clothes is part of their unform along with the dreads) and have an over inflated opinion of themselves. Unlikely, they will follow rastafari but likely to listen to reggae as well as other urban sounds and smoke weed because it looks cool.
Hey look at di bacondread over there. Obviously a middle class white kid who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
Bacondread by DrSleazeball December 21, 2005

bacontree 

A tree made out of bacon, can be used to lubricate your neck while playing Quiditch.
"Oh no!" Said Geoff.
"It's the golden snitch and Craigen is going to get it!"
"HERP DERP" Said Craigen
"Better lubricate my neck with this bacontree..." Said Geoff.

HERPITY HERPITY DERP DERP DERP.
bacontree by LOLOCOPTER3000 June 4, 2011

Baconckler

When you have to shit and it’s uncomfortably warm coming out
Girl: “hi dan how’s it been”
Dan: “I took a baconckler in your sink
Baconckler by Nukethewhales May 12, 2020

baconcaden 

ceo of OMG, normally found in his natural habitat raging in roblox rbreach
he once bought a pig and named it caden, cooked bacon with it and ate baconcaden!

“OMG! I GOT KILLED BY BLOODY NEUTRAL KILLERS! 😡😡😡😡”
i saw a baconcaden, he’s screaming omg!
baconcaden by richmuk May 15, 2021