Baconcraft 

The building of epic monuments devoted to anything using bacon (cooked or uncooked) as the lone material.
(Love and hate are acceptable to use while baconcrafting.)

Johnny: "This is my Baconcraft sculpture of you"
Stephen: "Sweet can I eat it?"
Johnny: "NO! It also has love in it... and raw pieces"

Baconcraft by Proskub November 20, 2010

Baconcrat 

A Baconcrat is a Democrat who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was a Democrat came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconcrat!

Baconcrat by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Baconocrat 

A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!

Baconocrat by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Baconcrash 

a monkey

BIG BLACK SUCCULENT FUCKING BALLS - Baconcrash

Baconcrash by Outclassesisme August 2, 2022

Baconcat 

Another word for a baby.

This word comes from how baby cats will crave bacon until they are about four years old.

Omg… that guy is totaly a baconcat

Baconcat by Sglum August 1, 2024