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Baconcraft

The building of epic monuments devoted to anything using bacon (cooked or uncooked) as the lone material.
(Love and hate are acceptable to use while baconcrafting.)
Johnny: "This is my Baconcraft sculpture of you"
Stephen: "Sweet can I eat it?"
Johnny: "NO! It also has love in it... and raw pieces"
by Proskub November 20, 2010
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Baconcrat

A Baconcrat is a Democrat who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was a Democrat came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconcrat!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
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Baconocrat

A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
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Baconcrash

BIG BLACK SUCCULENT FUCKING BALLS - Baconcrash
by Outclassesisme August 2, 2022
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Baconcat

Another word for a baby.

This word comes from how baby cats will crave bacon until they are about four years old.
Omgthat guy is totaly a baconcat
by Sglum August 1, 2024
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