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Back Alley 

Any popular street in a rundown, disreputable area.
"okay theres this couple and they've been dating for about 3 years

but they were both virgins coz they didnt believe in sex b4 marriage.

they decided to get married and right after the ceremony they sneak out into a back alley. the girl grabs onto a fence and pulls up her dress and the guy makes love vigourously for 30 mins they go at it until they sit down exhausted and see the best man has been watching them the whole time.

the best man says: i didnt realize two people could make love

so hard.

and the girl replied: and we didnt know the fence was electric."
Back Alley by William Warney April 30, 2011
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Back Alley 

A dark space on twitter and discord where the gutter animals hang out to create good vibes and chill beats.
I'm going to chill in the Back Alley tonight. - Gutter Dog
Have you heard, the dogs are gathering in the Back Alley. - Gutter Pigeon
Back Alley by BeatTheOdds January 21, 2022

back alley 

a bar in downtown fullerton california where fashion-tattood douchebags in girls pants go to socialize with each other whilst drinking overpriced booze served in warm glasses.
wanna go to the back alley? no thanks, i'd rather go to a bar with good service at decent prices and avoid all the douchebaggery.
back alley by Lucas L August 11, 2006

Back Alley Sally 

A cheap hooker found in a worn out area
Do you take me for some back alley Sally? Fuck off.

Tom here was fucking some back alley Sally last night.

back alley bitch

A woman with an appetite for sordid sex on the sneak, especially with strangers, and who frequents establishments where she can meet them and let them get her out into the "back alley." She often gets a particular thrill from going down on her knees and performing oral sex in the litter-strewn street.
One of Mike's friends saw his wife leaving a bar by the back door with another man, and the word soon spread to everyone but Mike that Bonnie was a dirty little back alley bitch.
back alley bitch by July41944 June 2, 2009

back-alley bobsled 

Fucking a chick in the ass while going down a waterslide.
Steve and Mindy were kicked out of Waterville for performing a back-alley bobsled.
back-alley bobsled by ahrnygoose September 24, 2010

Back Alley Brazilian 

Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.

I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
Back Alley Brazilian by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020
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