Definitions by ahrnygoose

Meatball Calzone 

Tucking your balls into a woman experiencing menstruation.

A Meatball Calzone is a great cure for menstrual hunger.

Meatball Calzone by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

Coupling 

When a man tucks his balls into the vagina while fucking, becoming stuck inside the vagina.

I tried to pull outta Cindy but we were accidentally coupling and I ended up jizzin in her hoo-hah.

Coupling by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

Helms-Deep 

When balls-deep just is not deep enough, you gotta keep on pushing through.

Man, I was balls-deep in Joleen last night when she screamed "deeper", so I went for helms-deep.

Helms-Deep by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

back-alley bobsled 

Fucking a chick in the ass while going down a waterslide.

Steve and Mindy were kicked out of Waterville for performing a back-alley bobsled.

back-alley bobsled by ahrnygoose September 24, 2010