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baby-batter 

If you mix baby-batter with the right ingredients and two eggs a baby (human) will be the final result.
baby-batter by no name. January 27, 2007

Baby-Batter 

C'mon sweetlips...... take a taste of my baby-batter now honey! OOOOOH...... don't you waste a drop!
Baby-Batter by MadManManic January 1, 2007

Baby Batter

Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?
Baby Batter by sf_monkey October 17, 2003

baby batter

a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.
You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.
baby batter by Belinda November 5, 2004

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.
Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.
baby batter by Al February 13, 2005

Baby Batter

<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.

Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.

See also Baby Gravy
"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."
Baby Batter by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004