Baby Batter

sperm.

Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?

by sf_monkey October 18, 2003

Baby Batter

<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.

Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.

See also Baby Gravy

"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Baby Batter

Male Sperm Powerful Ejaculations

Come here honey im going to splatter you with baby batter.

by A Smith November 1, 2006

Baby Batter

When a man ejaculates he produces Sperm(Baby Batter)

Slick Willy left a splatter of baby batter on Monica's Dress!

by The Mick July 31, 2004

Baby Batter

The male reproductive stuff, also known as ejaculate

Clinton got baby batter on Ms. Lewinski's blue dress

by Wordophile May 12, 2005

Baby Batter

Sperm, Man Chowder, ejaculate

Man, I gave Sally a load of baby batter last night!

by babybatterboy May 21, 2009

Baby Batter

Semen, Otherwise known as the man’s Gooey Goodness, or “Shot Goo”. A hot load if you will.

He shot his Baby Batter into me, there’s no way I’m Not Pregnant.

by CosmicKramerTheAssMan February 14, 2018