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baby shoes 

You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.
Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.
baby shoes by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
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Baby Shoes 

A midget friend or a small friend of a tall person.
"Me and my midget buddy, baby shoes, we do everything together except see-saw cause that wouldn't be fair to him."
Baby Shoes by Horse Cock Jonson March 27, 2003

baby shoes 

weak; a thing a weak person would think is not weak
Reese said he was doing the deathnut challenge. He was eating Jalapeno Cheddar peanuts. That's baby shoes.
baby shoes by leeroy ericson February 5, 2021

baby mama shoes

A type of shoe worn by woman ("BABY mama's") also sometimes called flats. Usually worn down, sometimes with a bow or glitter . Made popular by woman with kids from men they are not with.
What are those?! Why are you wearing those baby mama shoes ?
baby mama shoes by Chicago blk November 27, 2017

baby doll shoes 

baby doll shoes were and are still worn by cholas. but theyre not the only ones that wear them. theyre hella cheap....i thikn u can get them at the flea market foe like....5 dollars. and a lotta chinita stores have them too. they come in all colors. and u can ear them with anytang
i think ima get some red baby doll shoes to wear wit my red shirt an bandana
i call my midget friend babyshoes and he calls me horse cock johnson--cause 4 inches is pretty big to a midget
babyshoes by skankesha December 5, 2003

Babyshoshine

something you call someone when they are over-reacting or being a baby about something
"OW I JUST STUBBED MY TOE"
"awh little babyshoshine!!"
Babyshoshine by definatelynoteve December 5, 2019