A woman at least in her 20's, who lives at home. She whines and cries to have her way. Daddy still pays her phone bill because she does not work. Also she is known to not have many friends as she plays World of Warcraft all day long. She is most likely on the plump side as well, and guaranteed she is a virgin. In addition to being useless and boring she thinks she can call all the shots.
It's time to wean the "lady baby" off the tit and get her out into the real world.
The forbidden legendary insult that even the ones who dare to speak it quickly choke and die. If said the universe will implode in on itself until there is nothing left but the eternal abyss of silence.
Bob; your granpap a trap
Carl; *said while dying* you leave me no other choice,
Bob; No, have mercy!
Carl; your male baby a lady!
*the earth around then squished them into the void*
A child that was born by another woman than the woman who's raising it.
It could be an adopted child, or a child that comes from the woman's husband's
previous relationship.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.