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Altoid Eye Burn 

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)
I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!
Altoid Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

Antoinette 

She's stylish, gorgeous, sweet, kind, brilliant and powerful, basically gods gift from heaven. Everyone has respect for "Antoinette" Many envy, hate and are very jealous of a Antoinette. Antoinette's can be mean at times only to those who are disrespectful, mean, liars, ghetto and fake type people. If she's your friend she will have your back to the end. Antoinette is very picky and refuse to settle for less. They work very hard and will not let anyone stand in their way. They are very classy women who is somewhat a control freak but always get the job done. They play hard like men but always carry themselves like elegant classy ladies. You will do anything for a Antoinette!
1. Gotta have a Antoinette!

2. Once you have a Antoinette you will never give her up.

3. Why are you so angry? Because I'm not a Antoinette!

4. Sorry, can't do what a Antoinette can do.

5. C'mon be more like a Antoinette

6. Becareful because she's a Antoinette.

7. If you want to be FABULOUS you got to be a Antoinette.

8. Nothing like a Antoinette.

9. If you're brilliant you MUST be a Antoinette.

10. He will always say YES if you're a Antoinette.
Super fucking cute, gets all the girls, hates when people confuse they’re, there, and their, super funny person, hella silly, and gets tried of peoples bullshit sometimes. Probably a Tiktok eboy
Does it look like I feel like writing a fucking sentence? Ayto

national altoid day 

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.
hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

pierre antoine 

The most amazing man ever!

Also someone beautiful, clever , funny , and more...
" he was perfect as a Pierre Antoine "

Altoids Blowjob 

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.
That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.
Altoids Blowjob by creedmoor August 25, 2006
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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