awful awful 

The act of distributing maple syrup on one's stomach, and then proceeding to slap the stomach repeatedly.

"Hey Johnny I was bummed that Ben and Jerry's was closed today"
"Thats ok bobby, i went to awful awful's"
W(not using the rest of his name)- "HEHEHEHEH" awful awful's, thats when you put syrup on somones stomach and slap it, while chanting 'awful awfu!'

awful awful by WULSTAHMAN October 31, 2007

Awful Awful Challenge 

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Man, I was doing the Awful Awful Challenge after I ate Taco Bell last night.

Awful Awful Challenge by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

Gawds Awful Towers 

A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.

Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?

Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok

Person 1: bruh

Gawds Awful Towers by somethingofwhatever November 16, 2019

Awful Falafel 

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.

Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time

Awful Falafel by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017

Awful lot of ADHD! 

Awful lot of ADHD is an insult used on the internet when people are saying very stupid things. You can call them a moron, a Moran, stupid, or say "awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!".

Laura: I read that China is 12 hours ahead of America... why didn't they warn them about 9/11??? THAT'S SUCH BULLAHIT FUCK YOU CHINA LIKE 3 BILLION PEOPLE DIED.

Tyler: Someone tried to tell me there was 50 states in America. Nuh uh cause the scientists found out that Pluto don't exist. We got 49 sumbass.

Stan: Awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!

Awful lot of ADHD! by HawaiianPunch1 December 22, 2021

god awful piece of shit 

Something that is so horrendous, it approachs the awfulness of God.

That movie Vanilla Sky was truly a god awful piece of shit

god awful piece of shit by the_unnecessary_beard January 1, 2016

awful shower of cunts 

Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life.

The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.

Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"

Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"

Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"

Niall: "Yeah go on..."

awful shower of cunts by Kurt Cocaine September 23, 2009