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avangelist 

A warrior of Ubisoft, otherwise known as a god of siege. There is only one of these beings, and it is the almighty Lord Jarrett Wood. If you shall anger him, he will bring upon you wrath, and will likely execute you with utmost power. Avangelists should be feared, but not to be confused with Evangelists, who spread the word of God, for Avangelists are gods, and there may be more in the future.
Lord Jarrett Wood, the Avangelist
avangelist by Astro27 November 2, 2021
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Linda Evangelista

A Canadian supermodel and actress known for being a face of Revlon and Versace. She was one of the most successful models of the 90s.
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model.

Facebook Evangelist 

A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)
Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!
Facebook Evangelist by up@6aM March 21, 2009

mac evangelist 

(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.
Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.

Avangeline 

Beautiful, gorgeous girl. Loving smile, everyone loves her. She is an angel and a blessing for anyone that knows her.
Avangeline, Loving, Angel, Smiling, Perfect.
Avangeline by Hoping October 28, 2013

evangelist 

Used to refer to someone that preaches a cause with devotion to the topic. Taken from the use of the word Evangelist to refer to someone that preached the good work of the protestant church, usually in the form of a missionary.
Robert Scoble is SUCH a Microsoft evangelist!
evangelist by Shaf August 20, 2005

iVangelist 

One of the legion of boring fuckers who talk endlessly and religiously about their i-phones, but who will not hear a bad word about same.
Couldn't get Sarahon the phone, because she'd no coverage, but when I tried to tell her to get a phone with some reception, she flipped - she's such an iVangelist!
iVangelist by mikmak69 September 2, 2010