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Evangelista 

1.) A person who worships and praises the 90s supermodel in an almost religious fashion: Cindy, Claudia, Naomi, Linda, Kate, Christy, Stephanie, Helena, Eva.

2.) A gorgeous woman who refuses to get out of bed for less than 10,000 dollars a day because she's fucking worth it.
Francine wallpapered her living room in Gianni Versace ads and Herb Ritts photos; she is such an Evangelista.
Evangelista by Tiny Daniela September 25, 2013
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Linda Evangelista

A Canadian supermodel and actress known for being a face of Revlon and Versace. She was one of the most successful models of the 90s.
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model.

Evangelina 

Evangelina means 'The rose of the desert', it's from an old country song by Hoyt Axton
I can tell that you love her
By the look in your eyes, now.
She's the rose of the desert
In old Mexico
Evangelina, I miss you so
Hoyt Axton 1938 - 1999
Evangelina by Carpet DM February 16, 2021

Evangelina 

A beautiful, smart, outgoing girl. Evangelina is the funniest, caring girl that you'll ever meet. She can get mad at you from time to time but you can never stay mad at her. She is just amazing and cute. Most guys will fall for her and try something with her but she'll deny the fact that someone wants her. Evangelina will usually fall for someone that loves their family.
James: I just fall for Evangelina more and more each day man!

Adam: I know man, she's beautiful and I love talking to her.
Evangelina by xxemleexx February 19, 2015

Facebook Evangelist 

A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)
Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!
Facebook Evangelist by up@6aM March 21, 2009

Rust Evangelism 

The practice where Rust developers (aka evangelists) and cult followers harass other developers, code maintainers, and open source communities in order to get them to submit to the borrow checker and rewrite everything in Rust. They're known to cite Stackoverflow surveys that Rust is so loved, and that memory safety is free in Rust.
You know, Rust Evangelists proposed that Linux be rewritten in Rust.
Man, the amount of Rust Evangelism on Hacker News is just insane.
Rust Evangelism by CrazyDev February 17, 2021