autogamous 

Committed to only having a sexual relationship with oneself.

I'm tired of relationships, from now on I'm going to be autogamous.

autogamous by ConcolorXY May 23, 2009

Autonomous 

having the right or power to be self governed

autonomous government

Autonomous by 1c3mAn July 8, 2009

Autonogamous 

The practice or condition of having sex only with one's self for a period of time.

Someone who is autonogamous, or practicing autonogamy, is someone who has not been getting laid lately but who has an active sex life with him or her self.

Autonogamous by Chiara DeVal August 22, 2008

106th Filipinos Autonomous 

An organization commonly mistaken for a gang whose sole purpose is to prevent pointless street fights in the inner streets of New York City. It's origins can be traced all the way back to 1999 and was finnaly established in early 2006 after 2 people with the same sentiments and past decided to make sure a history like their past would never repeat itself. The organization is led by a group of 6 people. The leader, otherwise known as the "commander", who has more power but still equal is codenamed XIII. The vice-commander is codenamed XVII and the "4 Generals" are designated as XXI, JT(Pi), MDL, and IX. All memebers invoked into the organization are designated a significant number which to call themeselves.
Another name for the 106th Filipinos Autonomous is Terminal

The 106th Filipinos Autonomous are devoted to ending pointless battles

106th Filipinos Autonomous by Kou September 16, 2008

autonomous erotica 

A person who pleasures himself in a self-driving (autonomous) vehicle. You don't have to hold the steering wheel, so you have two free hands. autoerotica, masturbation, touching oneself, self-pleasure, handjob, auto, car, Google, Google car, Apple car, autonomous vehicle, self-driving, autojacking

I now know why all of these researchers want to go on all of these autonomous vehicle test drives alone. It's called autonomous erotica. Yikes!

autonomous erotica by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

Google Autonomous Vehicle

When a person is walking down the sidewalk looking down at their phone. There is no human in charge of the operation of their vehicle (i.e., their body).

A Google Autonomous Vehicle is usually watching the little blue dot to see which way on the map they are moving. Once the Google Autonomous Vehicle figures that out, they can reorient themselves in the right direction towards their destination.

I became a Google Autonomous Vehicle when I punched "tapas bar near me."

Google Autonomous Vehicle by Ae5Ea8 January 19, 2016

autoarousal 

Noun

Emotional and physical state preceding the act of carsturbation.

"Jack experiences autoarousal right on on the entryramp."

autoarousal by Neil Ogism March 6, 2008