9 definitions by Neil Ogism


A portmantaeu or blend compound noun denoting general srudy of the brain and how it functions. The word is usually employed as an alternative to "rocket surgery."
"Opening blister packs of refrigerated lunch meat has always been brain science for the average Joe."
by Neil Ogism March 6, 2008
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Emotional and physical state preceding the act of carsturbation.
"Jack experiences autoarousal right on on the entryramp."
by Neil Ogism March 6, 2008
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A portmanteau word that makes contemporaneous the ancient Greek term "hoi polloi" by blending it with the word "prole" or lower-class working-class member of the prolotariet.
"The global elite maintains the illusion of national elections to keep the hoi prolloi controllable."
by Neil Ogism March 26, 2008
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Describes poisonous aspect of long-term exposure to mass
media such as television, newspapers, and radio
"Finding daily news-watching mediatoxic, Conrad defenestrated his new flatscreen."
by Neil Ogism March 6, 2008
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Fast-food worker
"After graduating with a PhD in astrophysics, Bob finally found work as a Mctroll."
by Neil Ogism January 26, 2010
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A descriptor applied to a person who functions well but is "not quite right in the head," as indicated by small but noticeable eccentricites of behavior to which said person is oblivious.
"Sure, Jeff is great guy, but he leaves the impression that deep down dude's missing a flywheel."
by Neil Ogism April 17, 2010
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A single, microwaved hotdog (the "dog") served on a single slice of buttered toast (the "raft")

A "dog on a raft with a oar" is the above served with a deli-sliced pickle.
"Lorraine and I blew off Spago and shared a dog on a raft in the kitchen."
by Neil Ogism April 13, 2010
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