autoerotic 

Autoerotic is the practice of stimulating oneself sexually.The most common autoerotic practice is masturbation, and the two terms are often used as synonyms, although masturbation can also occur with a partner.

how was your date?
Very bad so I went to the home and did some autoerotic by myself.

autoerotic by NedTuRkish August 20, 2011

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies 

A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.

Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies by Brendasue333 September 3, 2019

Autoerotic Decapitation 

An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.

Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."

Autoerotic Decapitation by DCarradine April 30, 2014

Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

Autoerotic Mummification by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012

autoerotic hyperventilation 

A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.

Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.

autoerotic hyperventilation by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

Autoerotic Asphyxiation 

You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.

Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation

Autoerotic Asphyxiation by That One Guy Everybody Knows March 22, 2010

autoerotic asphyxiation 

A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.

That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know.

autoerotic asphyxiation by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003