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auto fellatio 

I heard Rob could do auto fellatio. Pretty weird shit.
auto fellatio by Himura February 22, 2004
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auto fellatio 

Autofellatio is a sex act wherein a male performs oral sex on himself as a form of masturbation. This is impossible for most men, but can be achieved by one both sufficiently "well-endowed", and flexible enough to perform a severe frontbend. On the other hand, flexibility, and thus the likelihood of achieving this, may be increased by various activities including gymnastics or yoga.

The (presumed) equivalent act for a woman would be autocunnilingus, but would be more difficult to perform since the subject's head must move a greater distance. Unlike autofellatio, the existence of autocunnilingus is disputed.

Autofellatio has been featured in a few pornographic movies, although it is not one of the more popular subjects.

David Lorton, a translator, has speculated that one Egyptian poem contains an image that might best be interpreted as indicating a belief that the gods Shu and Tefnut were created by Atum (Ra) through an act of autofellatio. The far more common interpretation is that this creation was by masturbation.

In his semi-autobiographical novel The Hand-Reared Boy (1970), the writer Brian W. Aldiss describes group masturbation practices at a British boys' boarding school. One boy with an especially large penis is capable of fellating himself, a fact which the narrator, Horatio Stubbs, verifies.

The topic has also been used as the basis for comedy. Bill Hicks elaborated an oft-quoted riff on the subject of fellatio:
Ron Jeremy can give myself auto fellatio!!
auto fellatio by zun.... May 15, 2005

Auto Fellatio 

When a man gives him self oral sex or a blow job to pleasure himself.
*Alex Gaskarth would do Auto Fellatio if only he didn't have a '2" dick'

*Alex said this during a concert in Seattle.....lol!

auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.
Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.
auto-fellatio by the other theo June 27, 2004

full auto fellatio 

1. The act of giving fellatio at an incredible speed.

2. The act of a male giving himself fellatio and being able to suck his own entire cock.
1. God damn girl! Slow down that full auto fellatio!

2. Unfortunately, I walked in on Brad G. giving himself full auto fellatio.
full auto fellatio by Andy Holman October 16, 2005

Automotive Fellatio (auto fellatio) 

auto fellatio redefined. In short, receiving a bj in the car.
Automotive fellatio (auto fellatio): READ ABOVE DEFINITION

auto felatio

the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis
while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great
auto felatio by manno August 31, 2006
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