aussing

Aussing is defined as when kissing occurs between two people living in Australia. They do not necessarily have to have been born in Australia, or even permanently reside there, but it requires that they are currently on land, in airspace, or in oceans/sea that fall under the jurisdiction of Australia.

Jacinta and Phvtephven sitting in a tree
AUSSING
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Then comes a kangaroo in the baby carriage!

aussing by Al Gore-Rhythm March 15, 2019

ASSING AROUND 

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

ASSING AROUND by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

dick assing around by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

half assing 

half hartedly working to achieve an objective.

Many college students are half assing their way through classes.

half assing by kalina ontriguez March 21, 2010

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

Physician Assing 

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

Physician Assing by StrongB December 1, 2021

tear-assing 

To move quickly about.

The man hopped in the '57 Chevy and went tear-assing through the otherwise quiet city streets.

tear-assing by Fascion August 1, 2009