attaché 

1. n. NCSSM school bitch
2. n. recently extinct tribe of suck-up Indians. Formerly common to Wilson, NC

That Lampshade attaché is such a school bitch.

attaché by Doc & Ivey December 28, 2005

attaché case 

1a: A small case usually for carrying papers.
1b: A soft-leather or flexible envelope.

2: A legal proceeding involving an attache, attaché

The razzy pornographer put his pictures in a new attache case and walked across the street to catch a hack bus but what hit by a dragster first.

attaché case by Nco November 23, 2003

I feel personally attacked 

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.

New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."

I feel personally attacked by igotalottastuff June 20, 2020

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

attachment issues 

when you have attachment issues to a partner its very difficult for you to say goodbye or goodnight because you love them so much. This is okay if the relationship is healthy, because its just because you’re in love. someone who is attached might have trouble sleeping unless their partner is there to hug them. someone who is attached might also not admit it , but its very clear to see that they are glued to their partner.

“ Kelsie has attachment issues when it comes to peter. She always needs him around “

“ Anthony is always at his boyfriend Ben’s house, those two have bad attachment issues “

attachment issues by thatkrakwore April 2, 2020

No strings attached 

Having only sex with someone and nothing else but that. No hanging out unless it’s to fuck

Girl: let’s fuck. No strings attached though
Boy: sounds good
Ex
Boy: wanna go to the movies instead

Girl: nah I’m good. No dick no hangout.

Boy: oh

No strings attached by Tidepods January 24, 2018

Attacked 

Relatable. When you relate hardcore to something someone just said or showed you. Usually meaning "I feel attacked" but light hearted and jokingly

Friend: "Check out this meme that hits too close to your insecurities."
Me: "Attacked"

Attacked by MaimieJeenach August 30, 2019