asininity
asininity by Natasha McClain September 16, 2008
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Asininity
"Somebody do me a favor and google the word asininity and check if it's a word. and if not, add it to the dictionary."
Asininity by tyler hoosted November 21, 2023
Asianginity
I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.
Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"
First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."
Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "
Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"
First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."
Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "
Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
Asianginity by D Flawless June 2, 2018
Assinity
Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.
Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.
I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.
Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.
I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.
Asininery
Asinine·ry
adj. Extremely stupid or foolish actions that lead to events or situations that are asinine.
adj. Extremely stupid or foolish actions that lead to events or situations that are asinine.
"Adam insist on talking on speaker phone to his clients, so that the whole office can hear the conversation from his cubicle. This asininery has got to stop or I will have to strangle him with the cord from the handset he is not using!" -asininery.blogspot.com
Asininery by Unliketherest September 15, 2011
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