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asininery 

extremely stupid or foolish behavior; behavior displayed by someone who is asinine
His asininery has no bounds or limits.
asininery by TheReadyWrite-Her October 17, 2021

Asininestein 

Someone who thinks he is smart but is actually very stupid. A "know-it-none" as opposed to a "know-it-all". In particular, people who assume their success in one area entitles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words "asinine" and the name of the bona fide genius "Albert Einstein" - coined by former Jeopardy! writer Ryan Hopak.)
"Glenn Beck spews so much bullshit he's the ultimate asininestein.", "The character Cliff Clavin on the sitcom Cheers was an asininestein."
Asininestein by Corpania October 8, 2009
ignorant or overly stupid
resembling an ass
pointless
his suggestion to get some phat boots seemed asinine, considering she had no legs.
asinine by thejohns January 22, 2005
Official:

1. Something utterly ridiculous or lacking sense.
2. Something relating to or resembling an ass.

Slang:

1. The act of being an asshole.
2. The act of being a retard.
3. The act of being stupid.
4. The act of being ignoramus.
Official:

1. That's an asinine plan.
2. That piece of "art" is asinine.

Slang:

That guy's asinine, in all meanings of the word.
Asinine by Jafje September 30, 2007
"Your opinions on that subject are completely asinine."
Asinine by Lindsay December 8, 2003

assnanery 

I told you, it is undefinable damn it.
You’re picking on me for my assnanery
assnanery by Randomness3.14 August 31, 2018
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