astrolabe

the presence of leiby in space; happens once every 13 years

Yosef: Dude, you see that astrolabe yesterday? All the clouds looked like yeshiva bochurs with nice payis.
Shloimi: Nah bro, but I heard that the whole sky looked like it was wearing a warm winter jacket.

by TheOneWhoLearnsWithKavanah November 2, 2011

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astrolabia

An ancient mechanical device that uses positions of the stars to predict how likely you are to "get some" during a certain period of time.

According to my astrolabia, the stars look good for me to "score big" with the ladies this weekend.

by QuacksO October 23, 2018

astroplane

To reach a euphoric state of consciousness while attaining a oneness with self.

The boy had finally done it, having experienced the love of a woman for the first time, he begain to astroplane as he fell into a deep sleep.

by Lincoln Thompson November 22, 2006

Astrobate

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.

I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.

by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016

Astrobate

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.

when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.

by professor jackhoff April 3, 2011

astrolaque

when you miss someone so much, you feel like you could die; lovesick to it's peak; you feel as if it's been eternity since you've seen someone because you miss them so bad

wow! crystal really has astrolaque for justin!

by charlie dague November 30, 2021