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astrolabia 

An ancient mechanical device that uses positions of the stars to predict how likely you are to "get some" during a certain period of time.
According to my astrolabia, the stars look good for me to "score big" with the ladies this weekend.
astrolabia by QuacksO October 23, 2018
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astrolabe 

the presence of leiby in space; happens once every 13 years
Yosef: Dude, you see that astrolabe yesterday? All the clouds looked like yeshiva bochurs with nice payis.
Shloimi: Nah bro, but I heard that the whole sky looked like it was wearing a warm winter jacket.

astrologian 

Healer in FFXIV that uses cards to heal people. Think Yugioh, but for healing spells. Nobody can agree how to pronounce this word. Distrust any phonetic spelling. Come up with your own.
That astrologian is a motherfucking gentleman. He got us through that dungeon thanks to his draw spell.
astrologian by Xolthamuari March 20, 2019

Astronabal 

Astronabal is also known for out going and over excitement
That girl is so astronabal
Astronabal by Ariel campbell September 18, 2018

astrolobigalmente 

Not really a word, but funny to say in Italian
1:Ei amico
2:sì?
1:astrolobigalmente
2:in che senso
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