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An ancient mechanical device that uses positions of the stars to predict how likely you are to "get some" during a certain period of time.

According to my astrolabia, the stars look good for me to "score big" with the ladies this weekend.

astrolabia by QuacksO October 23, 2018

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astrolabe

the presence of leiby in space; happens once every 13 years

Yosef: Dude, you see that astrolabe yesterday? All the clouds looked like yeshiva bochurs with nice payis.
Shloimi: Nah bro, but I heard that the whole sky looked like it was wearing a warm winter jacket.

astrolabe by TheOneWhoLearnsWithKavanah November 2, 2011

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astrolabia • astrolabe • astrolobigalmente • astrologian • Astronabal

astrologian

Healer in FFXIV that uses cards to heal people. Think Yugioh, but for healing spells. Nobody can agree how to pronounce this word. Distrust any phonetic spelling. Come up with your own.

That astrologian is a motherfucking gentleman. He got us through that dungeon thanks to his draw spell.

astrologian by Xolthamuari March 20, 2019

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Astronabal

Astronabal is also known for out going and over excitement

That girl is so astronabal

Astronabal by Ariel campbell September 18, 2018

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astrolobigalmente

Not really a word, but funny to say in Italian

1:Ei amico
2:sì?
1:astrolobigalmente
2:in che senso

astrolobigalmente by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 1, 2023

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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