Astrobate

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.

I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.

by bigfatcody420 September 08, 2016

Astrobate

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.

when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.

by professor jackhoff March 17, 2011

astrobating

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.

"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"

by TheAstrobater February 22, 2010

Astrobate

When an astronaut masturbates.

After successfully landing on Mars after a five-year trip, the astronaut decides to astrobate.

by ImSlickShady December 05, 2023