Astrobate
It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.
Astrobate by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016
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Astrobate
Astrobate by professor jackhoff April 3, 2011
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Astrobate • astrobating • Astrobattle • astrovater • Astro Dater • Astrobastard • Astrobleme • Astroterf • astroTERFing • Autobate
Astroballs
The ability to attempt things that are absolutely crazy and not feel fear; a pair of balls so big they orbit the Earth.
Astroballs by Jackamabob September 1, 2009
AstroTatting
The act of smoking marijuana, and then watching a muted version of the 2d Japanese "Astroboy" cartoon, while listening to the music of Ratatat simultaneously. The music and the cartoon eerily tend to sync up, no matter the start time of either.
Note- Most effective when performed as a night cap after a thorough night of drinking. In other words, a "passive" weed activity.
Note- Most effective when performed as a night cap after a thorough night of drinking. In other words, a "passive" weed activity.
Dude, you guys were up laaaaate last night!
-Yeah, well we didn't get home til four and then we were AstroTatting for at least an hour.
-Yeah, well we didn't get home til four and then we were AstroTatting for at least an hour.
AstroTatting by AstroBoy39 June 15, 2010
Astrobastard
Astrobastard by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 9, 2007
astrobating
"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"
astrobating by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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