Astrobate

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.

I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.

by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016

Astrobate

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.

when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.

by professor jackhoff April 3, 2011

Astrobate

When an astronaut masturbates.

After successfully landing on Mars after a five-year trip, the astronaut decides to astrobate.

by ImSlickShady December 5, 2023

Astroballs

The ability to attempt things that are absolutely crazy and not feel fear; a pair of balls so big they orbit the Earth.

I can't believe you did that. Doing that required some fucking Astroballs.

by Jackamabob September 1, 2009

AstroTatting

The act of smoking marijuana, and then watching a muted version of the 2d Japanese "Astroboy" cartoon, while listening to the music of Ratatat simultaneously. The music and the cartoon eerily tend to sync up, no matter the start time of either.

Note- Most effective when performed as a night cap after a thorough night of drinking. In other words, a "passive" weed activity.

Dude, you guys were up laaaaate last night!

-Yeah, well we didn't get home til four and then we were AstroTatting for at least an hour.

by AstroBoy39 June 15, 2010

Astrobastard

1. The same thing as a Fuckernaut.

2. A dumbass lost in lala land

Man is that guy a good astrobastard or what?

by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 9, 2007

astrobating

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.

"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"

by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010