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assholatosis 

A condition whereby the asshole is constantly stinking whether its clean or dirty. Persistent stink is usually caused by a weak sphincter coupled with a leaking of clear colonic fluid. This ass juice rapidly spreads and quickly penetrates the underclothing and outerwear causing the high malodorous scent. This scent can be readily detected simply by walking behind the sufferer. Walking up stairs directly behind a person with this condition is particularly unpleasant. Washing the asshole at this point becomes pointless as the leaking fluid will soon reappear with the same unpleasant characteristics. An old wine cork will sometimes be the simplest solution.
Jesus Christ man! Don't you ever bathe? You've got the worst case of assholatosis that I've ever smelled. For God's sake man, clean up your act.
assholatosis by snowpimper May 24, 2009

AstroTatting 

The act of smoking marijuana, and then watching a muted version of the 2d Japanese "Astroboy" cartoon, while listening to the music of Ratatat simultaneously. The music and the cartoon eerily tend to sync up, no matter the start time of either.

Note- Most effective when performed as a night cap after a thorough night of drinking. In other words, a "passive" weed activity.
Dude, you guys were up laaaaate last night!

-Yeah, well we didn't get home til four and then we were AstroTatting for at least an hour.
AstroTatting by AstroBoy39 June 15, 2010

astrologonaught 

Someone who unquestionably believes in astrology and has their head so far in the stars, they have no connection with earth.
This random astrologonaught thinks they know all about me because I’m born on December 12 but, neglects to acknowledge that according to recent observations by NASA, my sign should actually be Ophiuchus.

astrotourist

A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
astrotourist by AxonL July 20, 2021

astrobating 

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.
"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"
astrobating by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010

astrolabia 

An ancient mechanical device that uses positions of the stars to predict how likely you are to "get some" during a certain period of time.
According to my astrolabia, the stars look good for me to "score big" with the ladies this weekend.
astrolabia by QuacksO October 23, 2018