astigma

Used in prank sentences to tell your friends you have an "eye condition". Not to be confused with the word "astigmatism."

"Hey, got back from my eye test and the doc reckcons I have an astigma."

"Close, it's called an astigmatism."

"Nah, I'm astigma dick in your mouth, lmao."

by Zykarr December 12, 2021

astigmatitty

A physical defect on the human breasts natural or artificial, lazy nipple or one nipple that points in a different direction.

After Kelly got her breast implants from that doctor that lost his license, she now suffers from Astigmatitty.

by Bigs B December 11, 2009

astigmatism

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.

My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

astigmagism

An infection resulting from ejaculate entering the eye.

Bobby jerked back at the last instant, spraying Betty's face, and she got astigmagism.

by nasty boy November 2, 2006

astigmatism

makes your eye turn gay in 2 days

"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"

by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004

Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020

Astigmatism

When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses

This motherfucker got Astigmatism!

by gdpro February 5, 2018