astigma
Used in prank sentences to tell your friends you have an "eye condition". Not to be confused with the word "astigmatism."
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astigmatism
An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.
My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.
astigmatism by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
astigmagism
astigmagism by nasty boy November 2, 2006
astigmatism
astigmatism by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004
Astigmatism Rat Goblins
Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.
Astigmatism Rat Goblins by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020
Astigmatism
When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses
This motherfucker got Astigmatism!
Astigmatism by gdpro February 5, 2018
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