astigmagism 

An infection resulting from ejaculate entering the eye.

Bobby jerked back at the last instant, spraying Betty's face, and she got astigmagism.

astigmagism by nasty boy November 2, 2006

astigmatism 

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.

My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.

astigmatism by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

astigmatism 

makes your eye turn gay in 2 days

"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"

astigmatism by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004

Astigmatism Rat Goblins 

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

Astigmatism Rat Goblins by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020

Astigmatism 

When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses

This motherfucker got Astigmatism!

Astigmatism by gdpro February 5, 2018