astigmatism 

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.

My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.

astigmatism by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

astigmatism 

makes your eye turn gay in 2 days

"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"

astigmatism by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004

Astigmatism 

When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses

This motherfucker got Astigmatism!

Astigmatism by gdpro February 5, 2018

Astigmatism Rat Goblins 

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

Astigmatism Rat Goblins by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020

ashrigmatism 

A fungal infection that affects the eyes

Guy 1: Can you make the text bigger?
Guy 2: Why, you blind or something?
Guy 1: Nah, I have Ashrigmatism

ashrigmatism by scholar of nothing February 22, 2022

astinkmatism 

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.

Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".

astinkmatism by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Apigmatism 

Apigmatism (not to be confused with astigmatism), is an optical defect in which vision is altered causing ugly, homely, overweight women to appear beautiful in the eye of the afflicted. Many liken this condition to Beer Goggles, however to suffer from this condition, one does not necessarily have to be drunk.

What do you mean she was good looking? You must have apigmatism! Go see an ophthalmologist.

Apigmatism by techmasterflash May 16, 2013